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 |  موضوع: Funny situations between boys & girls  9th يوليو 2007, 18:58 | |
| Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
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Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
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